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Beware What You Want

A man man went to heaven behind Bernie.  He snored.  Continually .  Bernie complained,.
""What are you so upset about?  This is heaven."
-"You'd never understand."
"Most people give anything to be here."
-"You don't understand.  All my life I got up at 5 am to jog 5 miles.  I ate healthy food.  I went to bed early.  I never smoked or drank.  I shouldn't be here!"
Bernie went and asked God to give him another chance.  He was told that he would now get up at 11 and eat steak! -Bernie Siegel
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