A man man went to heaven behind Bernie. He snored. Continually . Bernie complained,.
""What are you so upset about? This is heaven."
-"You'd never understand."
"Most people give anything to be here."
-"You don't understand. All my life I got up at 5 am to jog 5 miles. I ate healthy food. I went to bed early. I never smoked or drank. I shouldn't be here!"
Bernie went and asked God to give him another chance. He was told that he would now get up at 11 and eat steak! -Bernie Siegel
""What are you so upset about? This is heaven."
-"You'd never understand."
"Most people give anything to be here."
-"You don't understand. All my life I got up at 5 am to jog 5 miles. I ate healthy food. I went to bed early. I never smoked or drank. I shouldn't be here!"
Bernie went and asked God to give him another chance. He was told that he would now get up at 11 and eat steak! -Bernie Siegel
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