Lawyer: “Did you serve your debtor with the injunction I gave you?”
Client: “Yes.”
Lawyer: “What did he have to say?”
Client: “He told me to go to the devil.”
Lawyer: “Then what did you do?”
Client.: “I came to you.”
“Why does a horse snicker hauling a lawyer away?” -Carl Sandburg
The witness finished, the plaintiff’s lawyer began,
”What is your business?’
”I am an entertainer in a café.”
”Don’t you feel that is it is a very lonely job?”
“Possibly,” he answered. “In comparison to my father, it is a job that I can be proud of.” “What was your father?”
“A lawyer.”
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