Thoughts on Aging

“Somebody once said that a person is old whenever the person is 10 years older than you are.  That is why when you are 15, someone who is 25 seems just about half dead.” –unknown

 Age is relative as is time.

A 90-year-old man checked into a posh hotel to celebrate his birthday.  As a surprise, some friend s sent a call girl to his room.  When the man answered his door, he saw before him a beautiful young woman.  “I have a present for you,” she said.

“Really?” replied the bewildered gent.

“I’m here to give you super sex,” she said in a whisper.

“Thanks,” he said thoughtfully.  “I’ll take the soup.”

 Sometimes you just have to laugh.  Go ahead.

"All your years past seventy are a gift from the good Lord: every extra day is special."  -Michael Jay Katz

“All my possessions for a moment of time,” said Queen Elizabeth on her deathbed.

We live life in the fast lane speeding along the highways of life, until we near the end.