“Somebody once said that a person is old whenever the person is 10 years older than you are. That is why when you are 15, someone who is 25 seems just about half dead.” –unknown
A 90-year-old man checked into a posh hotel to celebrate his birthday. As a surprise, some friend s sent a call girl to his room. When the man answered his door, he saw before him a beautiful young woman. “I have a present for you,” she said.
“Really?” replied the bewildered gent.
“I’m here to give you super sex,” she said in a whisper.
“Thanks,” he said thoughtfully. “I’ll take the soup.”
"All your years past seventy are a gift from the good Lord: every extra day is special." -Michael Jay Katz
“All my possessions for a moment of time,” said Queen Elizabeth on her deathbed.
We live life in the fast lane speeding along the highways of life, until we near the end.
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