“If you call an Italian girl a hooker you’re in a lot of
trouble. Somebody will kill you. You call a Jewish girl a hooker…”No kidding,
I look like a hooker?” It’s a
compliment. You have to be beautiful to
make a living from that field. A short
fat yenta with a mustache; what are you going to give her, eighty cents?" -Jackie Mason
“To say the right thing at the right time, keep still most of the time.” John W. Roper Those who get in trouble most often are those cannot seem to keep still, remain silent. Life teaches many lessons. Among the best lessons of life is one my father taught me at an early age was, “If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing.” The contributions we make to life via our mouth are many and varied. Most of the time, I reckon, they are not contributions at all, but things that diminish the richness of life.
Comments