As he lay close to death,
Stalin asked to see a priest.
“Father, I want o go to
heaven.”
“In that case, you’ll need to
call in all your enemies and ask forgiveness,” the priest told the dictator.
“Fortunately, Father, I have
no enemies,” Stalin replied.
“But how can that be?”
wondered the priest.
“I killed them all,” replied
Stalin. ~Rabinovitch and Harris
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