Got to Shul!

A man was lying in bed on Shabbat morning. His mother came along and demanded, “Get out of bed and go to synagogue!”

“I don’t want to go to synagogue! Firstly, I am tired.  Secondly, I don’t like the service, and I hate the sermons. And nobody in the congregation  likes me.”

“Get out of bed now. A decent Jewish family goes to shul together. Anyway, you're the Rabbi!”