Two farmers are talking about religion. They are debating over their respective
faiths. As the discussion turned into an
argument one turned to his elder and asks, “Gramps, who is right? Which religion is the right one?”
“Well, there are three ways to get from here to the cotton
gin,” he said. “You can go over the big
hill. That’s shorter but is a powerful
climb. The next way is to go around the
east side. It is not too far but tougher
than tarnation. Or you can go the west side,
which is the longest way but the easiest to travel.
But, you know, when you finally get there the gin man doesn’t
ask how you got there. He just asks, “How’s
your cotton?” –LA Times
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