This is News??

“Please give me something,” a poor man pleaded to a diner in a posh restaurant.  The man was irritated and, to get rid of him, gave him a slice of bread.  The poor man then seized his newspaper and wrapped up the slice of bread.
“What is this? I gave you some food – and you are so brazen as to grab my paper!”

“When a man like you gives something, it should immediately be put in a newspaper.”

Let this never be said of us.