Children

"I got married in the summer.  When I returned to teaching in September, I informed my first-graders, most of whom I had taught in kindergarten, that they were now to call me Mrs. Dundas rather than Miss Dolan.  That afternoon, the mother of one of my pupils asked her daughter her teacher’s name.  “She says her name is Mrs. Dundas,” the child replied.  “But she sure looks like Miss Dolan to me.”  - Joyce Dundas in Reader’s Digest

Thank God children are smarter than grown-ups.